Professional Asshole

I'm smoking a cigarette
When I started it was Kool
Now, I'm next to Hitler
Given beautiful dirty looks
Wait, that guy's overrated
Everyone is next to him these days
I need a professional asshole
Someone to use
A mentor from AssVille
Googled professional Asses
Gave me porn links
Next was twenty-four celebrities
Apparently one bad day
Taking the penis
Means a doucher for life
This cigarette is great
Cool to be the one
Who doesn't give a damn
Everyone wants forever
That dream ends in a nursing unit
Pissing your pants
Sipping on liquid sandwiches

I'm just smoking my cigarette
Gonna be gone
Refuse that nightmare
Youngster lecturing me
Your going to die
Your life --has meaning!
He's such a darling
Kick him in the ass
Hit the road junior
Your teachers an idiot
I'm smoking a cigarette
Shits no good
Another addict with an excuse
Gocni Schindler