Piss in a cup...

The clock read 8:05
He was strollin in

The rodent was late
I asked why
He said, I had that thing
What thing my reply
Had to go do that test
Test? What fuckin test?
His eyes wide and full of confusion
That drug screen!


Oh, you had to piss in a cup
You should have told me
Piss in a cup
Why didn't you tell me
Piss in a cup
Filled to the brim
Make sure you don't miss
Piss in a cup
Did you pass?
You pot smoking hippie

He's giggling
Cause this shits funny
My retort
What's so god damn funny?
What is funny about being late?
Shrugging his shoulders
You said piss in a cup
It's work related

Yeah, that's what they told you
Piss in a cup
Did your mother hold it?
Now you're late
Cause you hand to whip it out
That fat stubby ding-a-ling
Show the nurse
Degrade yourself
Piss in the cup
God damn little pot smoker

Piss in a cup
Next time
You do that shit on your own time
Piss in a cup
It's past eight O' clock
Now I have to explain this shit
On the time card bullshit
Pissed in the cup
Cause the worlds on drugs
He was late
Needed to prove to the man
That he isn't a pot smoking hippie!
The end