Two Minutes...

Two minutes
That's what he costed me
Two minutes
That geriatric driving a van
Two minutes
Tired bastard who soiled himself
Two minutes


Two god damn minutes
All cause of a little rain
The old prick
Stole my red light pole position
Then, decided to drive like turtles fuck
Extra slow Joe with no sugar
Decaffeinated
Heaven forbid
Might just jolt the heart a bit
No sir
Two minutes on the 405
Two god damn minutes
Means everything
Unless you're an old prick
Filling depends
With scared shitless piss
Then who gives a damn
Just another day of screw the world
Those damn whipper snappers

My servin wench, all up in arms
Always just an ear full
One ear too many
Going on and on about it
Now's a good time
For that rapture business to occur
"Awe, he's so cute! Look, all those wrinkles,  like one of those mini dogs! You know, with the wrinkly face "
Two minutes
Two minutes
Two minutes
No, I don't know
Why doesn't this car have auto eject?
You can go ride with him 
Get yourself killed sweetheart!
Comparing the old jerky
To a dog
That looks like it's head
Was hit, head on, by a Mac truck
Smashed
There is nothing cute about this
Losing two minutes
Being "late" for work
So my ball buster can ride me
On being late yet again
All because some Düsseldorf
Forgot what the gas is for
Maybe, his doc
Should prescribe some testosterone
So those old balls regain their form
Then the gas pedal
Might
Possibly
Could
Possibly
Be used, yet again
As for now
It costed me two minutes
On the punch clock
For Christ sake
Stop hitting the breaks!!