Merry X

Merry Fucking X
Should I write you a letter
This is the Christmas season
I'll take a faggoty picture
Blast my cracker ass
Wearing a red sweater
With my cardboard cut out
Of some fictional trophy wife
Give an update of look what I've done
In the past eleven months
Expecting you to hang my carcass up
On your refrigerator
Top of the world to ya
So you can see how wonderful I have it
Yesterday was my dead sons birthday
Turned nine inside a small grave
All but bones
Not a piece of flesh remains
A piece of plastic for a marker
Cause a broke motherfucker can't afford
Something real to remember
Cancer, the gift that keeps on giving
I hear the distance screams
From that place where the unseen attempt to rest

Should I write you a letter
Let's celebrate this fucking joke holiday
Bust out the alcohol
It's the only way one can deal
Let's all just make small talk
Pretend we give a fuck
As we hand out gift cards
Fifty question marathon
Like this is a TNT Network Show
Destroying A Christmas Story
As we are all dressed to the nines
That fucking douchebag
Every family has one
Super rich
Super dick
That guy or girl
Special kind of stupid
You'd like to beat down
Using the biggest gift you can find
"What are you doing?"
Well ya see, I'm one paycheck from the curb
Living this shit dream
On planet fucking earth
Its whats to be expected
When the world has you marked
Cut this invisible F into this forehead
Marked for fucked
How the hell are you doing?
Is that your wife over there?
How much did she cost?
Thanks for that lovely card
I'm so happy you're doing alright
Nothing like braggin
About how good you got it.
Go jump off a cliff
Happy New year!
Cheers

Shall I write a letter
Let's just celebrate this nightmare
An X-mas gift arrived
Forty feet of lights
The innocent cries
Ringing loud and clear
As it hangs from the overpass
Lights twinkle
Around a snapped neck
Garland floats to the ground
The ants just stumble along
Not one to give a damn
It's survival of the fittest
Each to everyone
Lost in this maze of blissful cheer
Please pass the egg nog
Give the dog
A home with medical care
Leave the human
To sleep on the floor
It's just best if they perish
Animals have more value

Shall I write a god damn letter
Proclaiming what I'd love to see for X-Mas
This scam allowed surviving
A god became man
Lasted 33 years
Said fuck this shit
These parasites are insane
I was murdered
For absolutely nothing
Next time
I'll drop a nuke
Wiping away this worthless existence
Merry Fucking Christmas
Bend over
I have a place to shove this Hanukkah
As another human dies in the street
Either starved out
Lost on some drug
Frozen to death
Cause not one to give a care
Drunken Santa rings a bell
Wanting some donation
So a Non for Profit CEO
Can clear a few million more
Not one to receive that turkey dinner
They'll give'em a pig's head instead
Churches packed full
High in profits this time of year
Take that Silent Night candle
Set the good book to fire
Burn the church to the ground
This shit is all just mythological
There aren't any chosen people
No chosen one
All will perish one way or the other
How many?
Over this fictional Holiday garbage

Screw this time of year
It's just fake news
and the Russians made me do it.